pulserifle:

that tonight’s gonna be a good night 
that tonight’s gonna be a good night 
that tonight’s gonna be a good, good night 

(Source: sylceon-remade, via sterbaii)

thisisshitposting:

(via knotsofwar)

snarthurt:

wolfbeat:

bax16:

wolfbeat:

bax16:

wolfbeat:

radiation:

friend: what’s the name of that one pokemon move a lot of grass-types have in which they raise both their attack and special attack by one level?

me:

OH MY FUCKING GOD, SOMEONE FUCK ME RIGHT NOW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND I NEED A THROBBING COCK

w

what

Dave r u ok

Oh hey yeah sorry, I meant to @advanced-procrastination @bax16 to let you know I’m down :p

AASDFFHHGHKL DAVE OMG

@advanced-procrastination @bax16 this was such a good joke that I have ascended to a higher plane and could use a good dicking, just everyday stuff

(via zsnes)

shineyhammer:

instagram makeup artist wags her finger condescendingly and then cleaves you in half with one swing of her blade

(Source: henstomper, via hungwy)

trainthief:

trainthief:

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

(via falantepelosmortos)

marxferatu:

replace the makeup industry with wearing medieval cloaks

(Source: vladtheunfollower, via wanpakupaku)

zsnes:

could you imagine ancient greece when like, great thinkers were having debates over the role of the state in public life and one of the dudes was like, “you are being a cuckold” and plato or whoever was like “?” and the dudes like “its a word i made up which means other more powerful men are having sex with your wife” and plato just has to sigh and go “alright cool”

(via zsnes)

sourcefieldmix:

dongstomper:

sourcefieldmix:

why did they use the iron helmet in all of the skyrim promo material it’s the ugliest and stats-wise one of the worst helmets in the game. fuck bethesdo

fus roh dah

(via zsnes)

iamoutofideas:

macklemorehentai:

dongstomper:

trailerparkhardcore:

lycoteuthis:

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

Suction warlock

don the piss robe

+6 stealth
-8 charisma

pisslord

(Source: lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131, via zsnes)