friend: what’s the name of that one pokemon move a lot of grass-types have in which they raise both their attack and special attack by one level?
me:
OH MY FUCKING GOD, SOMEONE FUCK ME RIGHT NOW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND I NEED A THROBBING COCK
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what
Dave r u ok
Oh hey yeah sorry, I meant to @advanced-procrastination @bax16 to let you know I’m down :p
AASDFFHHGHKL DAVE OMG
@advanced-procrastination @bax16 this was such a good joke that I have ascended to a higher plane and could use a good dicking, just everyday stuff